там нема що їсти

найсмішніше, мабуть, за сьогодні — з форумів cataclysm: dark days ahead на reddit:

цитата | x: how does one train mechanic [skill without books]?
y: the easiest way i've found is to get a crowbar, and stand next to a door, close it, then apply crowbar to open it. repeat until mind numbed. crowbarring doors and windows raises mechanics… although quite slowly.
z: the zombies will just stand at a distance going…
"hey joe, look at that smoothskin, what the hell is he doing?!"
"he's crowbarring open doors, he's been at it for the past 6 hours, no idea why…"
"should we… should we eat his brains?"
"i think there isn't much in there to eat…"

гиги.